I'm not sure about these fishnet urinals	Any cure for your limp wrist yet ?
Is that a canal, or have you had too much lager ?	I'm not listening..I'm not listening..I'm not listening
You hide. I'll seek	Calm down Simon they will do Thursdays
Some piss up this!	She's not worth overtaking
Hold it up Peter the ends' showing	I'm not sharing a brolly with a man with only two fingers
Forgive me father, for I have sinned	Think John Howes' gone home?